"A dog can express more with his tail in minute that his owner can
express with his tongue in hours".
- Anonymous
"If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily
anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life".
- Roger Caras
"You always sympathize with the underdog, except when the other dog
is yours."
- Anonymous
| Suzie asked her mommy if she could take Lady, her dog, for a walk?
"Not today sweetie. Lady is in heat!" Mommy said. "What do mean, Mommy?" asked Suzie. Not knowing how to explain this to Suzie. She suggested that Suzie should go to the garage and ask her Daddy. Suzie asked, "Daddy, I want to take Lady for a walk but Mommy said I can't because she is in heat?" "Well...", daddy pondered. "Bring Lady over here." With that he soaked a rag with gasoline and rubbed it on Lady's backside. "Now you can take Lady for a walk." Daddy said. (An Hour Later) Daddy saw Suzie walking up the driveway with no Lady in sight. Daddy asked, "Where's Lady?" Suzie said, " Lady ran out of gas halfway home." "But don't worry, Butch, the neighbor's dog is pushing her home |